He had to cancel his son’s wedding? Wow, he must be suffering almost as much as everyone living in Gaza. Too bad this is just a thing that happens, it’s not like there’s a single person who can just stop the whole thing…

It’s not called maple syrup if it’s not real maple syrup. They’ll call it maple flavored syrup, pancake syrup, but never maple syrup.

Just closing the lid on those jars is probably overkill tbh.

I think the real answer is that Tom Cruise is funneling a shit load of production money to himself. Why else would you be director, producer, and lead actor in a movie?

Kind of amazing anyone backed it for any amount of money, the last one was miserably bad.

Actual museum curators track these kind of events, and have budgets to re-collect them later. That’s how we found the new chapter of Gilgamesh a few years ago. It was unidentified in Iraq museum, stolen during the 2003 invasion, then bought by a curator for less than $1000.

If I knew nothing about Jared Leto, but saw the article’s picture as my first time seeing him, I’d definitely be like “yeah, that guy’s a sexual predator.”

Once I asked google to remove my house from street view and it turned from a normal house to a blur, a bunch of shitty web scrapers thought it was recently renovated, so they started sending me ads for insurance to cover “my new upgrades”

What’s the furthest south and/or west you’ve ever been?

Because “the markets open at 9” is an international standard that everyone can count on. You could stagger it so that one country’s market opens at 10, then another at 12, and so on, but then what if one country chooses a different standard? What if a restaurant picks a different convention than businesses in one area? Time zones are great because once you understand them, you’ll always know how time works locally, anywhere in the world with a single piece of information, it’s a truly successful standard.

According to the latest reports, he still doesn’t know they happened because he regularly doesn’t attend his own security briefings. Not to worry though, he’ll be fully briefed this evening when Fox and Friends covers it tonight.

Lol same. Polis is excellent at disappointing his voters.

Dang, France is really about to take away the one thing that the USA has always been ahead of them on.

I mean, some of those things are just because online recipes are usually shit. You can pretty much always use a spice blend instead of salt and pepper, you can always add Chile powder at any concentration you desire, and you should always double the garlic (at least). Granted, some of this is because most recipes are written by AI nowadays.

No one on LinkedIn has a real job, they’re all just bragging about being self-employed or paid to post there to “generate positive public opinion on 50 hour work weeks”.

Kinda wild how a web pages still take several seconds to load. I remember first hearing about multi-megabyte per second internet and assumed pages will load instantly. Now a webpage is so large it takes compiled languages several seconds to parse them.

Actors say this shit all the time, particularly when they know they’re a critical character in the middle of an unfinished successful series. I wish I could just tell my boss I’m retiring then come back a week later just to do the work I was always planning on doing after my boss wrote a check for $10 million.

At some level, I’m just jealous of these people for getting what they voted for. I haven’t gotten what I voted for ever since I was old enough to vote.

Or, more accurately, ‘a novel that is at most partially by Lena McDonald’.

When your neck is that long, a turtle neck is just a collar.

Oh good, now I don’t have to disable it anymore when I setup Firefox. Not sure why proprietary tech was ever in my browser in the first place, but I’m glad it’s gone.