Good lord, just let people DIE. Imagine what a rotten place this would be if people with outdated mindsets continued to control the world decades or even centuries after their expiration dates. People were already angry about 80 year old presidential candidates… what happens when they’re 120, or 150?

Bye bye, Karen.

“Tolerate,” my ass. I’m paying the three dollars a month for ad-free Prime, because I’m not watching ads during an election year. The damn election is stressful enough as it is.

Prime Video is just barely worth the price, but now that all the Stephen J. Cannell shows have been moved to Shout Factory TV, I’m reconsidering. Between that and all the shows on Freevee (uh, what part of “ad free viewing” don’t you understand?), the only tangible benefit I get from Amazon Prime is free shipping… and that free shipping isn’t as fast as it used to be before the pandemic.

Judging from the amount of kids he’s got, I think Elon’s been “done” enough.

The whole country going insane makes me feel like I’M insane, because a rational world view no longer applies.

From Jimmy Kimmel: “Usha is Hindi for ‘unsatisfied woman.’”

After sacrificing JD Vance to a volcano, the gods showed their displeasure by giving mankind seven years of plague and pestilence.

Yep, I saw them coming in. Works well enough for me… Brazilians make the best Sega Genesis games!

You’re a drip. I buy DVDs used from pawn shops and garage sales. I’m leaving a mouse-sized carbon footprint; there’s no “toxic trash” that didn’t already exist.

“When they go low, we go high! Ah, that brilliant political strategy that worked so well for the Democrats in 2016!” - Ronny Chieng

I haven’t given up on DVDs. Don’t assume we’ve all abandoned the disc format, because I’m certain many of us still use them.

Do you even know who your opponent is? Do you know what day it is? Point to the cow in this picture. No, that’s a horse.

Be thorough! Surround him with bulletproof glass from all angles, and make sure there’s no air holes where bullets could get through. He will be completely impervious to both bullets and oxygen!

Against Captain Bonespurs? Ha ha! HA HA HA! Get out of here with that shit. “Democracy dies in we’re going to do some cheerleading for the dictator anyway.”

Brain worms and bear cruelty are hot button issues for Joe Rogan, apparently. Is anyone really surprised the nutjob would pick the nutjob candidate?

Unlawful imprisonment seems to be more South Africa’s specialty. Cough. Cough.

Between this, the antisemitism of Bobby Fischer, and the guy cheating with the power of teledildonics, I have to wonder what the hell is up with chess players.

It saddens me to agree with this. Who knew Google would become as oppressive as fucking MICROSOFT?

Gee, what a shame. Good think I switched to FireFox. Hey, does anyone know how to make chat work on FireFox?

It’s not like anyone’s going to do anything about it.