You rock.

Maaan. Do not fist bump your supervisor, OP!

Oh, read the comments here and they’ll blame Obama for every goddamned thing. Plenty of As a Gay Black Man vibes all over the place.

For anyone reading this, it’s a real screen grab from a video of CPAC.

I like your general optimism and your faith in this person, friend.

My willy ain’t nilly, Willy.

Goddammit, dimes!

No it’s Becky.

What’re the chances he’s a Fox aficionado now and would absolutely not be a good commiserating partner?

Uplifting news indeed. What happens when they ignore this order?

You don’t have to tell us, we know.

Yes.

You can take my personal taxes and pay the people that aren’t traitors to America.

You, personally, can go do it.

Yeah, use my taxes to defend people that don’t betray the constitution.

“According to law and regulations.”

The president is breaking the oldest law we have. Around deez here parts we call that the constitution, Kyle.

Leave my brick alone.

I hope this email reaches you.

2025 has some ridiculous one-liners unmatched by history.

You’re not the king of me, dad.

Who’s tolerant? Fuck fascism.

The King shall hear of this.