Advertisers abused the hell out of us back in the early days of the Internet and we haven’t forgotten. Multiple Pop-ups, pop-unders and seizure-inducing banner ads.

If they simply stuck with small, basic, non-flashing banners, I could have handled it. But greed knows no limits with advertisers.

“Also, do you really NEED to sleep?”

Soon to be followed by getting a write-up for breaking down crying in your vehicle due to stress and shitty wages.

Yeah, but if we made rich people pay their share of the tax burden, that would be “socialism” or something.

Maybe the billionaires are finally figuring out that having the Dynamite Monkey for president is bad for business.

“Let’s deface a memorial, dedicated to a young girl who was murdered by Nazis. NOW, people will have to listen to what I have to say!”

• surprised Pikachu face * “Why didn’t that work?”

Why is anyone still on, “The Social Media Platform Formerly Known As Twitter” ?

Whenever your workplace tells you, “we’re like a family” you know you’re in for a real bad time.