Mullvad is like $5/month? Then spend the other $78 on storage

If you’re still using Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, or anything else Meta owns, you’re part of the problem

Newsflash asshole, they’re all imperialist. Some just more successful than others

You fool, that was the Plastic Ticket. Due to inflation, some franchises may not have the Golden ones. You could’ve redeemed that for a free tour of Jared Fogle’s house

Found “evidence” that Luigi is a pedophile?

Seems to be their M.O. After already putting him in life in prison, first, of course. The CSAM planting stuff is just to run his name through the mud and make sure no one ever speaks positively about him again

“Hello, I’m Johnny Cash”

And with that, the greatest live album of all time begins

Why didn’t they just choose to be born in america??

It’s “Genocide Jon” Fetterman BTW

You gotta love how the cost of everything went up 30% minimum but “inflation” is only up 3%

Almost certainly. The Dems in power aren’t worried about a second Trump administration. If anything, they’re excited for it. What terrifies them is the idea of a third party, progressive candidate getting office.

I worked at a Pizza Hut in highscool and the first months of college. I’d never eat there as a civilian but some of the shit were (the workers) made was downright delectable.

There’s a kind of “unofficial” pizza hut menu that employees share around with all kinds of crazy stuff that you could never get just by customizing it online. The “twice-baked Hut Favorite meatball supreme” was my favorite and it took like 20 minutes to make all-in-all. I miss having that metabolism

Prose =/= format

Peace for our times! (4 years)

Unfortunately yes

well actually

FTFY

It just sounds sophomoric. The focus on modifiers is very chuuni in a boyish sense. It’s clear that he was a STEM major

Disagree on concise which was the point of my whole comment.

Read:

To the Feds, I’ll keep this short, because I do respect what you do for our country. To save you a lengthy investigation, I state plainly that I wasn’t working with anyone. This was trivial: some elementary social engineering basic CAD, a lot of patience. The spiral notebook, if present, has some straggling notes and To Do lists that illuminate the gist of it. My tech is pretty locked down because I work in engineering so probably not much info there. I do apologize for any strife of traumas but it had to be done. These parasites had it coming. A reminder: the US has the #1 most expensive healthcare system in the world, yet we rank roughly #42 in life expectancy. United is the [indecipherable] largest company in the US by market cap, behind only Apple, Google, Walmart. It has grown and grown, but as our life expectancy? No the reality is, these [indecipherable] have gotten too powerful, and they continue to abuse our country for immense profit because the American public has allwed them to get away with it. Obviously the problem is more complex, but I do not have space, and I do not pretend to be the most qualified person to lay out the full argument But many have illuminated the corruption and greed (e.g.: Rosenthal, Moore), decades ago and the problems remain. It is not an issue of awareness at this point, but clearly power games at play. I am the first to face it with such brutal honesty

Punchier. More direct. Adverbs are fine in moderation but this was way too many. I only wish he would’ve let me proofread this before doing the deed.

The word “Islam” means “submission,” my brother. Allah will save you but you must let him.

Could’ve used a proofread

frankly, these parasites simply had it coming

One of the best pieces of advice I got on my writing was to take out 2/3 of my -ly words.