“I’m happy to announce that my son will be graduating from Harvard next year.”

“I didn’t know you had a son.”

“Well, not yet, but I just signed up for like 20 different dating sites. I’m sure I can parallelize this enough to be able to deliver on time.”

They’re asking Copilot for help, so have achieved 10x productivity.

Hey Claude, I want you to follow the advice of this very smart AI alignment guy. Just do like max harms.

That would just make the LLM homicidally bored and want to kill everyone more.

Looks absolutely radiant.

I think we have no choice but to be friends, now. I’m frankly amazed to run into someone else online who’d heard that joke

There was a meme making rounds back then that with the combined powers of Windows ME, CE, and NT, you get Windows CEMENT.

There was also a joke about it being sluggish or something there. I forget.

Don’t kink-shame

C’mon, didn’t you ever go to school? Everyone knows that moon cats cast opposite shadows.

Cloudflare is down again

if the tech’s effectiveness falls short of expectations

What, the “This will literally replace every role in our company except my own” expectations?

And if it makes you feel better, consider how many contexts the word ‘Ice’ can be used in.

Just for the record, I really don’t like ice. It’s cold, slippery and wet. And people ruin perfectly nice whiskeys by overdoing the ice in them.

Also fuck the shitty US fascist police, too.

Late-stage capitalist trolley problem:

There’s a trolley, but no one is one the tracks. Do you:

a) Allow the trolley to pass by without incident, and thus rob the medical industry of its paycheck for stitching you back up

or

b) Jump in front of the trolley and get injured, but thus also delay its arrival to its destination and thus rob the trolley company shareholders of profits due to missing customers

Damn, they hid Saddam really well this time.

married_couple_hugs_kisses_discusses_future_plans.avi.exe

I was about to repost this elsewhere, and also noted that there’s literally no sources on this. While it’s most certainly something I would enjoy to be true… is it, actually?

So it handles water joining principled bottom nature. If red is tower going.

Not loud enough to be audible in video conferences. Or maybe they just never tell me. :(

I want to know the secrets of being able to fart on a video call in such a way that the other party notices.

Do I need a separate microphone for my butt?

I want us to build a Dyson swarm which is a bunch of ginormous pistons with attached even more ginormous solar sails. The solar sails pull the pistons which make generator go brr, and we become a K-2 civilization.