But that house could’ve had a bulldozer in it that would’ve bulldozed them first! It didn’t, but it could have!

my water is on fire what next

Ah, that explains why everything I see from them is clickbait now.

I’d say it’s both international and domestic information warfare. Even our news is in on it because it’s profitable. Nobody is interested in good news anymore, unless it’s something huge. But rage and fear basically prints money.

And premium having a discount for x months

It’ll only get worse don’t worry. The next TVs will brick if you physically remove the microphone or wifi.

Just use it for pointless reasons. Burn tokens the way they want you to. Money is the only language they speak, and models are getting expensive.