No shit. And they’ll all vote Republican.

The fix is in. He’s getting set to take over California.

Doctor: “Lose weight!”

The American “News” Media: “Dear Leader Gives Bold Answers To Unfair Question!”

What an empty life he has. No enjoyment of music, literature, food. No friends. His family hate him. Not even a dog.

If he didn’t deserve that life, it would be pathetic.

While the rest of the world perfects wind and solar, the United States is fighting a bloody, expensive war for oil.

Same or different?

The ketchup is flying in the Oval Orifice.

Big macho incels dream of peen.

Her movie stinks just as much.

And yet Republicans are projected to do well in November. Sad!

So that’s it. We are going to be East Germany, but with Walmart and March Madness.

So that’s why Archaeopteryx evolved hands.

I’m retired from a union IT job with a college. And now that I’ve got mine, I will go to the wall to help Gen Z and Alpha get theirs too.

SPOILER ALERT!!!

Nothing will happen.

“Dang Nancy, that’s some tasty shit,” said Ned stonedly. “Wanna fool around?”

Shaking her titian hair, Nancy replied sweetly “I’d rather just be friends, you ineffective little wimp. Now help me with this groovy mystery.”

Of course, the Republican Party has the best interests of the common worker at heart.

The election won’t mean shit. Every four years, we will just have to sit through the media’s glowing reports of the latest red wave.

Welcome to the new reality. He’s going to drain every American dry.

San Diego would be part of Arizona?

The Zonies would like that.

They say thousands of people will be there!

If you measure in Kelvin.