Proven Lands

See, if you were into Gundam text rpgs on GeoCities forums in the late 90s, this is something you’d have encountered in the wild already.

I’ll just lick both handles to be safe

How does this solve it for the elites?

Do the whole unit and if something goes wrong tell the doc you fucked Shrek.

Those be yeast queefs

Sure, they were winter releases if I remember right?

Faceswap the offender’s face onto lemonparty in real time.

We have this technology.

Article mentions indigenous.

Also, this is southern Mindanao we’re talking about. Cagayan de Oro is kinda viewed as backswoodsy by people in Manila and this is well south of Cagayan. This is well off the beaten path.

Anywhere you go in the Philippines you can find hunger. It’s everywhere. Not exonerating them, but we’re likely talking subsistence level fishermen here.

A real man doesn’t consistently miss their call time by 5 hours.

If you took a second to read you’d find their usefulness isn’t withstanding attack, but being able to quickly deploy after an attack.

You’re acting as if there’s some magical form of energy generation that is impervious to modern munitions.

We keep telling you that you gotta stop winking when you tell people you play the mouth harp.

It’s also gonna break your bong st some point.

Our own Caligula.

I assume it wasn’t all at once, it must have taken at least a day or two.

Gonna make a novelty insta devoted to hairy male nipples

Bet it can beat Tik Tok to a congressional ban

If I have some nicotine after a coffee it feels like I get faster refresh rates as well.

I wish. Cortado at 4 and I still fall asleep as soon as I sit down after dinner sometimes.

Especially once the clocks change. Swear there’s like a month where I’m falling asleep at 6pm and waking up fucking ready to go at 2 am.

I don’t need to look up the closest firing range because it was recently all over the news when one of the members went up on a roof and tried to shoot this guy who was running for President.

Not the most recent would be shooter, the one before that.

Hell of a fall for the leaves, though.

Just hit them with Indy