Surely one only needs to increase the number of buttered cats attached to the generator axel to increase the torque and therefore the energy generated?

I can only speak from the generator side, is there a mechanical engineer specialising in buttered cats amongst us that can confirm/correct this hypothesis?

Even asking for unlimited youth is tricky for the monkey paw could just make you forever a baby.

Now that wouldn’t necessarily mean you’d end up being an adult brain in a baby’s body, just straight up a 1 year old that never develops, always reliant on someone else. You’d literally have 1 year before you’d be surrendered to some sort of institution as a medical oddity whilst you comprehend nothing doomed to overwhelming stimulus forever.

Best you could hope for is specifying an age in your life you consider to be what your physical peak was and just deal with the lack of mental development completion if that physical peak was before being roughly 25 years old.

Mate you can’t be doxxing Nora like that, poor thing will get worn down by incessant and unsuitable scribe-chancers!

Ow my bones!

Yeah and the wild thing is that the importance axis is cut-off, by the time it reaches 10+ screens that’s the single most important employee who if they were runover by a bus tomorrow, the company will just randomly implode one day when something only they know how to maintain just falls over and no contractor can untangle the spaghetti infrastructure.

The thing is, they haven’t had a pay rise since screen 6 but somehow are just unphased even by inflation.

Yeah I feel like when it comes to summer dress for guys it’s basically the shorts & t-shirt outfit accurately depicted in the meme, topless if you’re got the body/don’t-give-a-fuck, or white cotton shirt and trousers that make you look somewhere between wannabe boyband member and British pink-skinned colonist on a gap year.

If people have sensible options outside of that (man-kini does not count) please let us know below.

And to think the truth would have remained buried had Robert not consumed every gas station pill available.

So I think Behind the Bastards and The Dollop would fit as a subcategory under the first one of “journalists and comedians riff on some of the worst people in history as their producer tries to keep them on topic and avoid being cancelled”.

Mate you’d be surprised.

I knew a guy in the Police who said that Facebook was a gift because people are dumb.

One guy posted publicly a photo with a couple kg of weed and flashing a pistol acting like a badman. The local police account commented under the post saying they’d like a word, guy responded “what you gonna do, arrest me?”, I think you can work out what happened next.

It’s both, because reducing the number of people and the options they have available to work the system is both usually cheaper to operate and it makes key performance indicators that their bosses have set go up.

The latter is where the stupid comes in and is usually more insidious because everyone always forgets that when a metric becomes a target it ceases to be an effective metric. The end result is a rats-nest of perverse incentives and compliance theatre. But the c-level bosses don’t care because arbitrary numbers went up.

Where’s my emotional support coupling capacitor? I can’t function without my emotional support coupling capacitor!

Hand drawn PCBs from the 60s: look at my beautiful curved tracks, don’t they just accentuate my thick copper fills?

Any PCB since Gerber: you’ll take my 45 degrees and like it!

Glares at high-speed DAQ electronics and high-frequency analogue sensing circuits

PCB cries in EMI

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Absolutely, as someone who’s interacted with a fair few squaddies, the portrayal of the soldiers is very accurate.

It’s also got some fantastic dark humour and one liners in it;

“They’re not going to fucking fit!”

And

“Leave me spoon, I can’t -”

“No being a hero, you bloody hypocrite!”

And

“I hope I give you the shits!”

If you want a good British horror film:

Dog Soldiers.

A cult classic, it’s got Liam Cunningham (Davos Seaworth from Game of Thrones) and Stewart Pertwee (Alfred in Gotham).

I see the spirit of La Resistancé lives on.

Did god just give up and hit copy-paste for these guys?

Isn’t that too much of clash between smart and casual.

Surely the answer for the bottom is grey suit pants that have been altered for both form fitting and tear-away velcro?

Can I please have a straight woman validate this clothing hypothesis? Thank you in advance.

Tonight on Bottom Gear:

I hallucinate events that never happened,

James generates a new glue-based cheese recipe,

And Richard becomes a hamster.

If this does turn into a world war then it’s following a Star Trek film pattern: only the even numbered ones are good justified and not completely stupid.