He’s one of the stranger comics for sure, but I generally enjoy these.

It assumes your eating habits have never changed or will ever change, which makes it weird to calculate for me because I switched to a vegetarian diet 20 years ago.

In any case, it says I have 60-something more to go because I eat eggs.

Always about 30% more than you’re expecting.

It will be unsupported in 6 months too.

Yes, but if you have other red appliances, the shade of red won’t match.

It’s an English stereotype that they feel awkward when expressing emotions and would rather suffer silently than “impose” on someone by asking for help.

(edit: or at least that was my read. The other person who replied might be right that it could be a joke about recent events, because they arrest 30+ people per day for social media posts.)

You’re going to make her start over!

That’s exactly where they are!

Do you also strategically choose which lesser mugs have to sit precariously on top of the others?

This one doesn’t have a hat though.

My mugs are taking over. I’ve started having to take some out of circulation and store them elsewhere.

Come a little closer, and make sure to get a good long look at the hiking trail map.

I’ve never thought of using wet wipes when painting…

And New England would be sort of over Old England.

The files are filled with Epstein’s weird supremacist ideas and interest in eugenics. The way he talked about his race vs everyone else was like something out of the worst antisemitic conspiracy theories I’ve ever heard.

Don’t worry, he did the close bit with scissors.

I find it funny, because if you’re like me and spent the 2010s commenting a lot on reddit, you’re literally part of the training data. All the LLM giveaways — like overuse of em dashes, for example — are things that you probably do too.

I’m stubborn and don’t want to change the way that I type.

I give it 5 years before we start seeing kids assuming classic meme videos like that are AI too.

Farfetch’d

(Fixed though, thanks)