Parent your kids instead of constantly demanding the government do something. Obviously it’s hard, two parents working/single parent working full-time, everything is expensive, shit sucks. But you also signed up to have kids. At least try to do them a solid and raise them well, and stop asking the already too large government to try to come up with some more shit.
Lockouts SMH. Back in my day, we just died. And we were happy to work on energized systems for a bee (which was the style at the time).
I use gender pods.
I’ve had a Fold 4 for prolly 8 months now, no issues. But then, I baby my phone. No bigger screen issues either, but I clean it daily.
Ah, my favorite Batman villain, 12 Foot Tall Man with a Club.
Is that the Nautilus? SONAR hasn’t looked like that in a while. Also, they dead.
For the Binding of Isaac connection, there’s an item called Harlequin Baby that adds a follower that’s… well, a harlequin baby.
You’re welcome.
I’d like to say thanks to the Binding of Isaac for allowing me to get this joke.
or more recently, ads
Try this one trick to get me to take the stairs every single time.
I like my Oakleys, but they’re regular prescription glasses. Pretty durable and in the (bland) style I prefer.
The article is playing fast and loose as well.
The US Navy has dispatched a guided-missile submarine to the Middle East.
The posting was revealed by the military in an announcement late on Sunday. The unusual revelation regarding the location of the ship, which can launch nuclear missiles
SSGNs are incapable of launching the missiles the article is thinking of. I suppose one could outfit the boat with the nuclear TLAM-D, but i doubt the Navy would bother.
And there’s no chance in hell an SSBN, the actual sub with SLBMs on it, is going to surface anywhere and pop open a missile hatch (the missiles are launched submerged).
Article is bunk, a GN showed up somewhere and is ready to put tomahawks through windows, business as usual for one of those boats. Show of force? Yes? Show of nuclear warhead force? No.
Sauce - Submariner.
Also sub fun fact, the 4 SSGNs in the US Navy are the Ohio, Michigan, Florida and Georgia. They have a building in Bangor for them, lovingly called the OMFG building.
I did once, but I got arrested.
They run in that circle until they die because they’re all following the one in front of them.
10 past half nine
My brain kicked on and asked me if I wanted a migraine trying to read that.
That’s great advice, thank you. I’ll have to relay it to my sister since she’s the one actually dealing with it since I moved out of state like 20 years ago and rarely go home. Maybe we’ll have to gang up on him/have an intervention. It’s just hard to catch his ass sober.
Your drinking is ruining our relationship, and your relationships with your grandkids.
I’m American, but I understand the slang meaning of nonce, and yeah… it’s a nonce term.
My roommate did a recruiter tour (mistake). He’d absolutely chuckle at that meme. Little did he know I was at the local colleges distributing anti-enlistment memes to the young folks.