“Who can turn the world on with his smile…”

All 10 dentists hate you.

Let’s be honest, it’s been downhill since the Elephant Jokes website.

Is that why Israel is trying to make Gaza look like the Salt Lakes?

I’m going to go out on a limb and say all of them would die for one reason or another.

Also, my first experience with the internet back in 1994 was a page of elephant jokes, I feel I’ve come full circle now.

Me over here with the Ibuprofen and the Coke and pizza.

They’re not good enough for you.

Six Flags Luxor

Uncle John knows the correct way to mount toilet paper.

I mean yeah, Metric scales.

2027

CNN: “The United Stares has again vetoed sending aid to Palestine and Ukraine in the latest UN vote…”

Apple: “We’re so pleased to announce the 20th anniversary iPhone! It’s starts at $2,999….”

In spite of this, the US government does not actually have meaningful diplomatic relations with the American people.

Jellico: “I’m busting you to Lieutenant Junior Grade.”

The microwave is hardcore mode.

I saw a lot of things I wasn’t suppose to see at video stores.

Just wanted you to know I caught the sarcasm. 👊

If you want to permanently delete your account, just say something critical about Mark Zuckerberg.