They don’t care if the hook eventually turns back on them. They’ve spent the best years of their lives getting their rocks off by making you waste the best years of your life.

Tesla is a pretty clear example of what’s ‘wrong’ with stocks as a capital/market correcting factor. The value of a stock is solely dependent on what people think it’s worth, and meme stocks go uuuuuup!

I do not care if you keep a facebook account open just to talk to your dear aunt Ethel over the holidays

I do care. Aunt ethel got used to twitter, she got used to facebook, she got used to messenger when they forced that switch… she can get used to signal/matrix/xmpp or whatever else you desire.

Oh goddamnit. I was listening to the radio with my partner while driving and heard a song that I thought was good, and it was this one. Does that mean I’m infected now?

feels is superior

FTFY. ;)

Everything that is unnecessarily loud is included.

Doing it once may be overlooked, but the second time, you’re in for a real hard time!

Plus, remember that there are always ‘factors’ that are involved in being able to get away with killing someone using a vehicle. Make sure you’re white, they’re a minority, you’re rich, they’re poor, you are in a friendly relationship with the police officer who will show up on scene, or the prosecutor, get a good lawyer (part of you’re rich, I suppose), have something about the other person that is really negative (can be part of they’re a minority if you’re in a really red area)… any I’m forgetting?

By turning it into an encapsulated form using bubbles, apparently. Good for what ails ya.

you do you

I always do. It’s why this is so sad.

OOoooooh, aight. Well, in that case, let me give you some advice I got from my 15 year old friend when I was 13: conditioner is dangerous, shampoo will do.

I get the point of the comic, and partially agree with it, but asking someone about themselves is so many different directions rolled into a ball of vectors that gets pressed out on a piece of paper and you’re expecting to one, get something coherent, and two, understand it… which is insane.

Let people talk about things however they get started, then roll onward from there.

Well, one of us is getting their hair pulled in bed tonight, then softly stroked and twirled around the lover’s fingers…

and I don’t think it’s you.

There are 8 billion folks on the earth, and half are guys. I’m sure there are a few who have that thought, but it’s just like anything else: numbers make a mockery of all/none or even most/some claims.

The part about it being gay is also just for trolling/stupid dunking purposes. I would bet that if you got the people you were asking the question of to read a few books and learn to express themselves, you’d find that most people don’t scrub their asshole because it’s generally seen as dirty and contaminated, so they limit themselves to using the toilet paper, thereby not contaminating their hand or wash cloth in the shower. Nothing to do with thoughts of it being gay or not.

Just seems like a waste of paper to me. I go ten or so poops, then wipe and get up from the toilet. Cleaning while you cook makes sense, cleaning while you poop is odd.

Jesus mary fucking llamas, I can’t imagine getting naked in front of a massager, much less being unclean in front of one.

Don’t they have tunnels from france to england? Surely maintenance fellers walk those tunnels, so there would be a way.

edit: ah, found the part in the article talking about that.

Oh god, just looking at that hurts my soul.

Only if you get them quick chatting.

The blood/urine/breath samples come AFTER the arrest. At least where I live, blood needs a warrant, which they aren’t getting without enough ‘evidence’ to convince a judge. Hence the roadside sobriety tests. They can take a breath sample because the law requires that you give one if you have a driver’s license (it’s part of all the legal paperwork you sign when you get one), but you can’t really force someone to give a breath sample because it’s not a simple thing.

The breathalyzer and blood are definitive tests, but they aren’t needed for the arrest or the conviction. A cop that I know said the best cases were the ones where he stood a driver in front of his car’s camera for about five seconds and you can see them visibly fall over or stumble while just trying to stand there. Criminal cases are always about convincing a jury, and that means that ‘evidence’ like a car swerving on the highway, the smell of alcoholic beverages, the field sobriety tests, the general appearance or manner of the driver, the statements made, etc., all matter.

https://invidious.nerdvpn.de/watch?v=uqo5RYOp4nQ

They explain it better than I can.