Sadly, I believe that email was debunked as a fake

What is a news movie?

I don’t know, feel like I hear love for him about as much as the other two

Whenever I lock my door, I do something unique and unusual at the same time. Like knocking the door knob twice, or tapping my forehead. When I try to remember if I locked the door or not, I’m no longer concerned if I’m just remembering locking it from a previous day, because I remember doing the unique action too

Thanks Hanks. Thanks

I wonder if this is possible for other shapes

This is the lamest controversy I’ve ever heard

Change your frame of reference and the moon is just as much to blame

“What is the word for the thing inside corn on the cob? Huh, it’s impossible to know. Guess I’ll go with corn bone“

The “original” version of that quote is unattested and likely made up post facto