Subaru has had an all electric option in the States for 4 years now,

I’m very happy with my 24 solterra, it’s pretty much Toyota, but it’s the best performing Subaru I’ve ever had. A shame there aren’t more Americans interested in buying them.

We had a loaner vehicle for a weekend, the Crosstrek wilderness, and I was talking with the car brained boss about getting the solterra back, I told him I miss the power, he heard “I’m going to miss the power” thinking the internal combustion engine was in any way an improvement to the all electric, I told him besides the engine noise there is nothing the ice does higher numbers in than the all- electric.

It’s half the price of most new cars, and it blows everything but the highest performing cars (and other electric vehicles) out of the water.

Microwave chocolate chips until soft (try stirring them after about a minute in the microwave, they sometimes keep their shape despite being melted.)

Add smooth peanut butter to your taste, microwave again for another 30 to 60 seconds, stir to combine, pour in chex mix, gently stir to coat the cereal

grab a gallon size ziplock, add excessive powdered sugar to ziplock (the extra will fall off the cereal into the bottom of the bowl), add chocolate peanut butter coated cereal to the ziplock, seal ziplock and shake the snot out of it,

Pour into your potluck bowl or take the bag as is.

I’ve always loved with with a sweet chili sauce on top, haven’t really tried jam, I’ll give your concoction a shot next time, what jam do you recommend, I’m thinking apricot?

Puppy chow, Chex cereal covered with peanut butter and milk chocolate, coated in powdered sugar. Absolutely delicious, easy to make, and reserved only for potlucks

They want you to rent their storage, they know they can survive on big businesses buying their products and subscriptions long enough to choke the individual consumers out, and then they’ll have everyone on subscriptions.

But mother in law didn’t want to make it “too tight” so it wouldn’t cut off poor baby’s leg circulation…

Nevermind the thing is so stretchy it could probably fit a pre schooler, now I’ve got very dirty hands and a very angry child, and I probably need to break out the steam cleaner.

These states rights state they’re right bitches.

Sniveling little cowardly bitches who can’t count without the assistance of big brother

I’m appreciating the early explainers:

Explanation This is a humorous misinterpretation of the spectrum plan. Death Rays are not on the real spectrum plan, and if they are, do not listen to it.

it is also very unlikely there’s a entire spectrum part for garage door openers

Talking heads reference?

I’ve always been uncertain, big hotel or pink hotel

Used for religious purposes of course

Since he entered the league is doing a lot of work there, even though it’s more impressive because he didn’t come in as even our first backup.

Household electricity bill comes in at 30 cents per kilowatt at off peak times, 60 cents per kilowatt at peak (so I’m actually paying the same as the fast charger, and at about 2kw/hour I barely pay more than if I were to fast charge it fortunately it’s only a few hours every evening)

Once again investigating others for the damn things they’re guilty of.

Did you die halfway through writing this? Or are you poorly reposting content?

They’re trying to get banned in public schools so they can go after them with first amendment accusations, aren’t they

I used to be dismayed that fast charging the electric car ended up being about as expensive as filling the tank with gas (price per mile), because damnit electricity should be cheaper than gas, and I was having to wait “at the pump” for longer periods of time. But it still made up for it because outside of road trips I never had to use the fast chargers.

Now it’s work the wait, because even 60 cents per kilowatt (which is still so much bullshit) I go so much further per dollar than 6 dollars a gallon gas.

What’s the difference between blue eggs and eggs? I know I would not could not like green eggs

That moron has 0 critical thinking skills, just hears whatever flippant idea, and thinks it’s the best idea he’s ever come up with.