Oh, it wasn’t anything special, a 3/4 scale Squire p-base for my 12 year old daughter. I paid about twice what I later found I could have gotten it for online.

Same. I bought one guitar from Guitar Center ever because I couldn’t find it anywhere else. I’ve always regretted that.

Fuck Guitar Center and their overpriced instruments.

Yes, fuck Ronald Reagan with a chainsaw.

Even if it was true, $5000 is still a net loss considering how much their policies cost us. Fuck the Grand Old Pedos with a chainsaw.

Fuck this guy with a pineapple.

I think instead of “gift” they mean “payment for services rendered”.

WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE ARREST AND CHARGE THIS MOTHERFUCKER WITH ELECTORAL FRAUD?

I’ve had mine for years and it has always worked perfectly. The reason I originally bought it was because you could actually buy the parts to replace anything that failed. I do recommend the thermos caraffe over the glass one.

Really looking forward to Trump’s own end. Come on, heart disease, LFG!

Damn, I wish this motherfucker would just stroke out already.

Fuck every one of these mother fuckers.

Fuck this click-bait title. How about “Progressive Incumbent Fends Off Moderate Challenger” instead.

Pluto is only 68% of the size of the Earth’s moon. It is only about 2.5 times larger than Ceres, the largest asteroid in our solar system.

A large part of science is refining your understanding as contradictory evidence is found. I used to think Pluto should be a planet, and even met Clyde Tombaugh once, but I have absolutely no concerns about Pluto being reclassified as a dwarf planet. It is just a label and our understanding evolves.

Fuck every one of these DINO ass hats. I hope they all get cancer.

Where is Grant when we need him?

Nice. Now do churches.

Wish he’d hurry up and die so we don’t have to keep paying him.

The greatest pile of orange shit.

Shut up, couch fucker.