Pretty sure Alfred handles the ironing

“Restoring Dignity Minute by Minute”, just an old man or woman slowly and quietly peeling away gold foil. I’d watch.

Concrete Death Piñata is a great band name

Exactly, let’s quit while we’re ahead.

I started thinking that it kind of makes sense as blue is not a common naturally occurring color and then I remembered the sky.

I guess we finally know what the fox says

Chinatown bus ftw

Here’s hoping that the next time we see Trump getting a golden shower is when the pee tapes are released

Yesterday I considered borrowing a slotted spoon indefinitely from a house we rented because it was perfect. Miss it already

This comment sunmed up 100% of what I felt when reading the meme

I bought a license when I got my first adult paycheck. And a PS2. Good times

The floor is literally lava?

Nah, it’s fine

“Reflecting pool deported by ICE”

Sounds like AI could use som oblique strategies

Confident idiots in sharp suits make up about 90% of the male C-suite.

Who does he think he is, a member of the fucking Pee-Cop Gender Hunters?

A friend of a friend of mine visited Stockholm from the US. She loved it, but was really puzzled by “all the gay nannies” until she was told they were the fathers.

Freedom Fly

Loveless by My Bloody Valentine influenced a whole genre.

On the other end of the scale you have Forever Changes by Love which has been an inspiration for lots of musicians without ever directly influencing a specific sound as far as I know.