“Just get richer parents if you wanna eat, kiddo. What’s wrong with you?”

Father I cannot click the book.

I believe it’s from a tweet that goes something like: “But the leopards weren’t supposed to eat MY face,” says person who voted for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces party.

His cousin’s hairdresser’s sister’s iguana’s vet is trans. Case closed.

Leader of the Turd Reich.

Well, children might get the idea that it’s okay to slingshot birds at pigs if they’re allowed to download apps!

I don’t want to meet it.

Literal Kindergarten behavior.

Next they’ll discover that rain makes things wet.

Got kicked off Reddit for reporting transphobic harassment, so the decision was easy.

I don’t think I’m good enough with computers not to just fuck it all up.

The words “I’m a Black trans communist immigrant that is woke” were found engraved on the lighters.

AI really loves to steal from fanfiction on sites likeAo3 and blog/forum posts— All places where em-dashes are common. AI uses them because people use them. I’m not going to change how I write because someone else built a plagiarism machine.

I did get accused of using ChatGPT to write something once, based on my use of em-dashes. Kinda just had to laugh though because it was something I’d published in 2014.

“Yes Hitler McRacismCEO is a fascist, but Steve NotANazi clears his throat weird. Both sides are the same. Don’t vote.”

I thought she wanted bathroom police to deny people entry.

You mean he lied? But that’s so unlike him!

You’ve deleted a lot of comments for someone who doesn’t want to hide anything.

This is genuinely the lie a bunch of them are running with on Xitter.

I remember when they first rolled out the “made for kids” video designation, “Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared” (a horror video) was labeled as children’s content by the AI until enough actual users had pointed out the error on Twitter.

Explains why the face is too big. A human would have portrayed it more accurately.