I can’t remember!

They can just do what home insurers are doing in California and determine your location is high risk for an outbreak and cancel your policy right before you get sick!

I’ll wear an adult diaper and shit it during the funeral. It’s what he would have wanted. 🤧

Don’t say their name. You summon them when you say their name!!!

I’d be a little bummed, personally. I already get the day off. I want a new day off when he dies!

He slides into it as a distraction like tiny hotdog slides into the corn part of a corn dog, I assume. I actually don’t know how corn dogs are made.

while they themselves clearly aren’t doing anything either

We’re doing something. We’re pooping!

I’ve pet a cheetah in real life in South Africa. It was insanely cute and even purred like a house cat. Then I pet a caracal kitten and bled a little. 10/10 would go back to SA!

That’s just his schtick. Dude and his team make other journalists look like dog shit! I dropped some money on them a year ago for merch. The brass Moscow Mule cups made fantastic drinks for my wife and me and the coasters made for really good workplace Christmas gifts for nerdy coworkers! If you’re looking for some holiday gifts coming up, I recommend them. The quality is superb!

c/expertinsults

If businesses continue believing they can vibe code some intern into success while drop kicking talent to the curb to save a buck, those CS unemployment numbers will fall off like a lemming!

You misspelled billionaires.

So why the fuck did they go back, again?

As I learned yesterday, the font type in the spoiler is legitimately accepted as email. Though not like that, ya monster!

Is your drive 60% or more full and have you tried to transfer something 50gb or larger? From what I saw, those are some of the triggers.

NG Lv 3 means you no longer have a computer.

I thought I was the only one who found KDE to be far TOO customizable. I used GNOME on openSUSE and actually enjoyed it. Used KDE on PoP! and hated it. Of course, the distro may have played a part in that. PoP never seemed to run right on my dual gfx Yoga 720. Using Cinnamon with Mint on it and I like it, but agree with a lack of all desired customization options. I can do about 90% of the tweaks I like to make.

I’ve never heard of cydia, though. Of course I’m like a 110yo on Windows when it comes to Linux usage. I couldn’t even get openSUSE to reinstall from a flash drive after testing some other distros. Kept getting out of memory when it would attempt to install. I do think it was my favorite flavor of all the ones I tried!

Welp, Windows 11 is going to make me quit my sysadmin job of 15+ years, after all. I already refuse to use it at home but have no options at work. Bet dollars to donuts this was some sort of vibe coder AI fuck up we’ll never be able to confirm.

What’s dumb about this statement is all Elon would have to do is market to all the places where broadband companies refuse to go and be affordable. tRump already killed the rural broadband initiatives. There’s literally no competition and word-of-mouth could probably pull in more who are unhappy with their broadband provider.

However, capitalism and greed are cancers that know no limit…

Game on!