I was going to say Glory to Rome but your answer is better.

“Now Chalmers did his head in you maroon” is a fairly humorous sentence on its own.

Walk into class

Pull laptop out of bag, put it on the desk

Whip out mechanical keyboard

Mouse, small set of stereo speakers

Pull out a large object wrapped in a blanket

Everyone else watches confusedly

Take off blanket, unveiling a 28in monitor

Whip out power strip

Put power strip on the adjacent desk, no one is sitting there anyway

20ft extension cord

The outlet is on the far wall, run the extension cord between the desks

Apologize to everyone bumped into a long the way

Play World of Warcraft the entire time

I was once spelunking a file that hadn’t been touched in like 7 years, and there was a weird line where it was adding 2 to the index for seemingly no reason. The comment was like // Sam: not sure why this is off by 2 here. See ticket #12345 for discussion

Whatever issue tracking software it was referencing was no longer used, so that ticket was gone, and who TF is Sam?

Type of dinosaur I believe

The Good Place should be higher

Eternal Card Game

Good thing the Senate just voted to give ICE 200 billion dollars

What kind of backwater hospital/healthcare company uses chromebook

I was at a specialist’s office and noticed they were using Windows XP. This was 3 years ago.