Same here.

Im volcel.

You misunderstood. The tyrannical government they talk about is democracy.

I wish I was joking.

Their whole shtick is that they need it for home protection. Doesn’t make sense from that point of view.

But a pretty good one if your toddler knows how to unlock your safe and operate a gun. That’s pretty impressive.

The kitchen and the bathroom. Never go in there if you value your life.

Anyone else remember Samantha Fox Strip Poker? We knew shit about poker but we brute forced that shit until we got to see titties.

Oh also Sex Games.

You had to jerk the joystick back and forth super fast and let me tell you, it was really hard.

Genuinely, that is art.

He offloaded that on some else!

It is true. These are the permutations.

You just wanted to shit on Chappelle. You just dressed it up as something else.

In hindsight, I am thinking one would probably get shived and die within the first 48 hours regardless of what one’d bring. They’d just steal it from you, and even if you brought something of extravagant value, where the fuck would you sell it? You’d have no channels and no connections, you’d just get robbed.

Maybe something that is so impressive that you’d be able to get like…

Fuck no you’d just get fucking stabbed honestly.

I’m thinking… Probably anything made of gold, for money. Then a good steel knife.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand.

Hmm.

HMMMMMM.

I want something to impress them with but… I am also trying not to get robbed because I have some fancy thing that is super ostentatious that will wow people and then easily can be taken away.

Maybe clothes of some sort…

Or…

What doesn’t require batteries or energy but is still cool to have. A zippo lighter will run out of fuel but you could get a lot of mileage out of that.

I feel like you would want to minmax materials and tech, but it depends how long it would last.

Maybe… An encyclopedia? But that is kind of meh.

If I had drugs or LSD or ecstasy or research chemicals I’d bring that but… That would only be good as long as they lasted and in the end you’d just trade them for shit anyway after being blazed out of your skull just roaming the streets of Rome hoping you wouldn’t get shanked…

Oh wait, def an English-Latin parleur. But I don’t have that at home.

I’m so tired of this god damned second guessing.

“Yeah he’s good BUT IS HE GOOD ENOUGH?!?”

“WHAT IF JESUS WAS ABORTED”

“it’s” is funny AF

Americans when they find one single thing to be smug against Europeans for, in spite of having no fucking clue why:

Racists are red

Jihadis are brown

And we want neither

In our fucking town

“He’s not dead. He’s in the prime of his life! In fact he is pregnant! Mazel tov!”

Crossfit Jesus

And there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend’s hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o’clock.