inkzombie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 hours agoWhat if brains are eggs?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square27linkfedilinkarrow-up141arrow-down15
arrow-up136arrow-down1message-squareWhat if brains are eggs?plus-squareinkzombie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 hours agomessage-square27linkfedilink
Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 hours agoUse to be saturday morning cartoons. Now its Saturday morning constitutional violations.message-squaremessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up196arrow-down14
arrow-up192arrow-down1message-squareUse to be saturday morning cartoons. Now its Saturday morning constitutional violations.Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 hours agomessage-square8linkfedilink
ramble81@lemmy.zip · edit-23 hours agoTransistors are probably a big reason we don't live in a steampunk world. message-squaremessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up133arrow-down10
arrow-up133arrow-down1message-squareTransistors are probably a big reason we don't live in a steampunk world. ramble81@lemmy.zip · edit-23 hours agomessage-square8linkfedilink
andyburke@fedia.io · 8 hours agoNO JUSTICE, NO WORK!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down15
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-squareNO JUSTICE, NO WORK!plus-squareandyburke@fedia.io · 8 hours agomessage-square3linkfedilink
「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agoIf I'm struggling with depression, I get ostracized as a "loser" that haven't accomplished anything but if I die in a tragic accident tonight, I'm a "young man with a bright future ahead"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square53linkfedilinkarrow-up1252arrow-down114
arrow-up1238arrow-down1message-squareIf I'm struggling with depression, I get ostracized as a "loser" that haven't accomplished anything but if I die in a tragic accident tonight, I'm a "young man with a bright future ahead"plus-square「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square53linkfedilink
presoak@lazysoci.al · edit-21 day agoIf you agree with the majority then censorship is ok.message-squaremessage-square53linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down141
arrow-up1-37arrow-down1message-squareIf you agree with the majority then censorship is ok.presoak@lazysoci.al · edit-21 day agomessage-square53linkfedilink
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 2 days agoThe lyrics to "if you're happy and you know it" imply you can be happy and not know itmessage-squaremessage-square37linkfedilinkarrow-up1167arrow-down12
arrow-up1165arrow-down1message-squareThe lyrics to "if you're happy and you know it" imply you can be happy and not know itFreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 2 days agomessage-square37linkfedilink
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 days agoThe $20 USD bill is the new 5$ billplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square93linkfedilinkarrow-up1193arrow-down133
arrow-up1160arrow-down1message-squareThe $20 USD bill is the new 5$ billplus-squareSomeonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square93linkfedilink
Zealotte@lemmy.zip · 3 days agoWait... Is Chewbacca a Spacesquatch? message-squaremessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up137arrow-down14
arrow-up133arrow-down1message-squareWait... Is Chewbacca a Spacesquatch? Zealotte@lemmy.zip · 3 days agomessage-square10linkfedilink
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agoI am surprised that no one has started selling shell headphones for sleeping.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square29linkfedilinkarrow-up1130arrow-down13
arrow-up1127arrow-down1message-squareI am surprised that no one has started selling shell headphones for sleeping.plus-squareCorkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square29linkfedilink
Little8Lost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoWhat if male elves are just female tall elves with a flat chest that just accepted being called male while the male ones stay at home and do the household or something and look like orcsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up180arrow-down123
arrow-up157arrow-down1message-squareWhat if male elves are just female tall elves with a flat chest that just accepted being called male while the male ones stay at home and do the household or something and look like orcsplus-squareLittle8Lost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square13linkfedilink
acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 2 days agoDo I despise people who ask themselves rhetorical questions? Yes.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up173arrow-down15
arrow-up168arrow-down1message-squareDo I despise people who ask themselves rhetorical questions? Yes.plus-squareacockworkorange@mander.xyz · 2 days agomessage-square8linkfedilink
presoak@lazysoci.al · 1 day agoDrugs is the most popular thing on Earth. Religion is an attempt to organize that.message-squaremessage-square28linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down144
arrow-up1-39arrow-down1message-squareDrugs is the most popular thing on Earth. Religion is an attempt to organize that.presoak@lazysoci.al · 1 day agomessage-square28linkfedilink
squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyiEnglish · 2 days agoConsidering their move away from VR and to AI, Meta should rename to Slop message-squaremessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up1140arrow-down19
arrow-up1131arrow-down1message-squareConsidering their move away from VR and to AI, Meta should rename to Slop squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyiEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square12linkfedilink
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 days agoThe Lord of the Rings spinoff the world needs right now isn’t Rings of Power or Hunt for Gollum—it’s a feature-length version of the Scouring of the Shire. message-squaremessage-square19linkfedilinkarrow-up198arrow-down13
arrow-up195arrow-down1message-squareThe Lord of the Rings spinoff the world needs right now isn’t Rings of Power or Hunt for Gollum—it’s a feature-length version of the Scouring of the Shire. AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 days agomessage-square19linkfedilink
RonKooda@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 17 hours agoWe kinda hate having to learn new systems. But it's good for us. Having a monopoly on a system is good for some. It's optimization.message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down110
arrow-up1-6arrow-down1message-squareWe kinda hate having to learn new systems. But it's good for us. Having a monopoly on a system is good for some. It's optimization.RonKooda@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 17 hours agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 3 days agoNews could use a reboot.message-squaremessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up178arrow-down12
arrow-up176arrow-down1message-squareNews could use a reboot.Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square21linkfedilink
Jerb322@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agoHere I stand, at 50, wishing I could shit as well as my dogs.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square49linkfedilinkarrow-up1140arrow-down12
arrow-up1138arrow-down1message-squareHere I stand, at 50, wishing I could shit as well as my dogs.plus-squareJerb322@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agomessage-square49linkfedilink
alina@lemmy.world · 4 days agoSince men have a longer urethra, they can experience the pleasure of urinating more intensely :<message-squaremessage-square51linkfedilinkarrow-up197arrow-down113
arrow-up184arrow-down1message-squareSince men have a longer urethra, they can experience the pleasure of urinating more intensely :<alina@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square51linkfedilink
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.comEnglish · 3 days agoAlthough they have a collar adding a necktie doesn't really dress up pajamasmessage-squaremessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up170arrow-down12
arrow-up168arrow-down1message-squareAlthough they have a collar adding a necktie doesn't really dress up pajamasTheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.comEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square16linkfedilink
