• prole@sh.itjust.works
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    7 months ago

    Yeah, all of this news sounds cool, but I’m skeptical when all we hear is good things, especially after such tumultuous monkey trials.

    I’m just waiting for a whistle blower to dump a bunch of evidence a decade from now showing all the horrific Unit 731- esque shit they’re currently covering up in the name of science. But by that point we’ll be receiving all our news directly into our cerebral cortex using “Musk-X” brand implants, so it will never be seen or reported on. And yes, even the poors have them; their units are subsidized by the unavoidable ads being drilled directly into their subconscious.

    All you folks with kids have such a bright future for them to look forward to!