Drag showed the Artemis Fowl movie trailer to drag’s dragon right before it started reading Artemis Fowl. So far:

Artemis is clearly an evil white collar criminal
Artemis is the bad guy in the story
Artemis is NOT a surfer.

  • Niquarl@lemmy.ml
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    3 hours ago

    Didn’t even bother watching the movie after seeing the teaser for it.

    I don’t understand why they change everything so much? Same thing with Percy Jackson. Especially after the huge success of Hary Potter, you’d think greedy studios would want that.

    • Dragon "Rider"(drag)@lemmy.nzOP
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      1 hour ago

      Because Artemis Fowl isn’t anything like the popular children’s media. The protagonist is the bad guy? He’s a child who kidnapped a fairy to ransom her for gold? It’s awesome, and Disney will never approve a movie with that plot, even though they wanted to use the IP.