Nice try, FBI.
No way, NSA.
Suck our dicks, MI6
My always seeing through your tricks is a surety, Homeland Security
Something piracy related… I’m an avid movie/tv pirate and get family members onto IPTV and my Plex server. I stick to my limits of family members only though and don’t make any money from it
Probably for being horny on main
It would probably be beating an animal abuser to death.
Seditious thoughts. Unless Op means in breach of current laws.
Premarital sex in the state of Utah prior to 2018.
Removing the tag from the couch.
Beating up someone because they decided the middle of the aisle of my local supermarket was a great place to park their trolley to talk to some other bastard about bullshit nobody cares about while I’m trying to get my shopping over with as fast as possible.
Good thing I get most of my groceries delivered theses days.
Yikes. I routinely absent mindedly leave my shopping cart in people’s way. It’s not intentional, I just always seem to forget about it when I’m looking for something.
I guess I deserve my fate.
It’s not the leaving trolleys on people’s ways that drives me insane. It’s two people chatting about bullshit in the aisle of the supermarket while blocking the path that has me seeing red.
Probably a random obscure law l accidentally violate at some point like picking up an eagle feather or something.
“What do you mean scrambled eagle eggs are illegal?”
“I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!”
Homicide
Eat the rich (am vegetarian)
