return2ozma@lemmy.world to Uplifting News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 hours agoElon Sounds Extremely Depressed After Tesla Profits Plunge 71%gizmodo.comexternal-linkmessage-square202fedilinkarrow-up11.07Karrow-down136
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minus-squaresnooggums@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up98·16 hours agoDarn, too bad he isn’t depressed enoigh to drive one of his Teslas into a swimming pool.
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 hours agoFollow your leader Elon, there’s no way out. I entirely do not regret mercilessly insulting and mocking him, directly, on Twitter, after he bought it. … Never had a Twitter account before then, got it banned within 8 hours, very likely by Elon, personally. Fuck 'im.
minus-squareExtantHuman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 hours agoHell the Tesla could do it for him if the stories about it’s autopilot are true.
minus-squaremakyo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·15 hours agoMy money is on autoerotic asphyxiation
minus-squarebean@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 hours agoMy money is on Merman. Come on Merman. 🧜♂️
minus-squareGeetnerd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·13 hours agoIt seems drowning in a hot tub is a concern for ketamine addicts.
minus-squareMallspice@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·13 hours agoFor some reason I read that as autocratic asphyxiation.
Darn, too bad he isn’t depressed enoigh to drive one of his Teslas into a swimming pool.
Follow your leader Elon, there’s no way out.
I entirely do not regret mercilessly insulting and mocking him, directly, on Twitter, after he bought it.
… Never had a Twitter account before then, got it banned within 8 hours, very likely by Elon, personally.
Fuck 'im.
Hell the Tesla could do it for him if the stories about it’s autopilot are true.
My money is on autoerotic asphyxiation
My money is on Merman. Come on Merman. 🧜♂️
It seems drowning in a hot tub is a concern for ketamine addicts.
For some reason I read that as autocratic asphyxiation.
Give it time
That’s not soon enough!