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A screenshot saying “Your child’s Results, Your child’s BMI is Infinity. That puts them in the 100th percentile which indicates that they are obese.”
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Fify.
That just means that as their mass approached infinity their volume approached zero. The person is simply a black hole.
It’s possible this child is simply traveling at or near the speed of light.
I’ve known a few kids I’d like to kick in the asymptote.
Only if the measurement was being taken from a reference frame that was mostly at rest with respect to the person tho, right?
Everyone is in a reference frame mostly at rest with respect to most children.
Yeah see, my lawyer tried that one and the judge wasn’t buying it. Still went away for manslaughter
And if it’s a male child, then he’s a black hole son.
That’s a lot of Fight Milk for that much mass cultivation.
Not so fast, we don’t know that a black hole has a singularity. It’s more like, the math divided by zero, and we shrugged, and went, well, I guess that doesn’t work.
That’s what a singularity is. It’s literally a maths term for an undefined point in a function.
You wouldn’t be obese, you’d be OBOSE.
Absolute unit
advanced “your mama” joke
Shit I’m sorry for your infinitely obese son :/
