This is beautiful

You people are the sewer mutants of the internet

You read the rolling R’s.

I vote Freeze. You know we’re getting healthcare

I really don’t know what his policies are but I’ll take it.

All those would never work for trump yo

Lets laugh at him for having beans.

This is important.

We now side with cancer.

-Official statement

Thank you for reminding me there is at least some comedy coming in the future

I fear Denny’s

I will literally cry if Trump takes coffee from me

Didn’t he knock him out at one point and then hold him up as they cut to commercial?

I wanna see the booty that broke the matrix :(

Liking the book? Eat soup bitch.

Have you ever failed a test so bad you made the news

I didn’t tell anybody to commit murder. I’m just watching hopefully.

I’ve seen books with ads for books in the middle.

No.