Literally everything about this question makes you a savage, yes.

I have Vegemite which is much better not your British knock off that was invented 21 years earlier.

I use this knife which came with the toast rack and a jar of marmite. We don’t use the toast rack (two of us usually and 4 slice toaster), so we got rid of it eventually. The blade came out of the handle and the Marmite sign has come off, but I’ve since glued the blade back in (just need to wash off the residue but been lazy).