I’ve got a new job that I didn’t realize tested until after they gave me the offer (legal state), now I’m one week sober and drinking/sweating like a monster, but I’m not sure it’ll work in the one week I’ve got left before the start date.
Lots of websites suggest various detox drinks, but there’s often a profit incentive for them to say that.
I’m not afraid to spend money, I just want this to be over with. Anyone know of any drinks or strategies that worked for them?
I hate this fucking country. I wish misfortune on everyone working in the drug test industry. Regular people who still believe in conserving thc discrimination in the workplace (via nonpsychoactive thc metabolic tests, no one should be working while drunk or high) are part of the problem.
If employers started unconditionally firing people over off duty use of alcohol and then colluded with each other so they’re ALL doing it so employees can’t just go somewhere else, this would cause, uh, well i think there’s a nintendo character for that.