CHICAGO HEIGHTS, Ill.—Across the country a wave of strikes has grown to tsunami proportions with some 300,000 workers now out on strike and walking the picket lines.

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    “noooooo but it’ll hurt the shareholders walletttttssssss… Wait, what do you have?”

    me, holding the parts of my guillotine and a basket

    “a smoothie”

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      Won’t someone please think of the quarterly projections!? Praise the shareholders! Blessed be their portfolios! Glory to the corporation!