We all know Twitter is being rebranded as X, so we presumably should no longer be calling Tweets “Tweets”, so what are they called now? The best answer gets 10 karma and a verified checkmark*
X-crements
Based on other Musk products, the answer is “sex”.
“I sexed last night about pony poops.”
“He sexed at me about goat groping.”
“She’s not sexing with me anymore.”Tesla Model S
Tesla Model 3
Tesla Model X
Tesla Model YDo you see it?
“Like, omigod, you should, like, obviously be the sire of all future humanity!”
— nobody, of any gender, everGENIUS, ABSOLUTE GENIUS
Xcrete , xcretions, xcrement
𝕏crements
Xits. The x is of course pronounced with the sh sound, just like the platform Xitter.
Let’s go with “Xarts”
“tens”
Haha, I love it. How very Roman.
Xitting, pronounced “shitting”
X Æ 2
“Tweet” is now up for grabs. All similar platforms should call them tweets.
eXcretions
Elon said they’re X’s
I’m sure he knows a lot about exes
And as stupid as that is, it’s even wrong. It would just be Xs. No apostrophe.
Tell that to Elon
Messages from and to X are known as Drunken Mistakes
It’s Elon, so they’ll probably be called “harambes”
An xcreet
twXt
Are we censoring “twat”?
