And no “water with a twist of lemon/slice of cucumber” goofs. Water isn’t allowed.

        • Nougat@kbin.social
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          11
          ·
          edit-2
          1 year ago

          Based on the posed question and its limiting conditions, elemental mercury is a correct answer. Pure hydrogen peroxide or isopropyl alcohol would qualify, too.

          If you include materials which are liquid outside of “room temperature,” things like magma and liquid nitrogen would also be correct answers.

          • AshDene@kbin.social
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            7
            ·
            1 year ago

            Olive oil?

            You wouldn’t live long, but compared to the other options you’re listing…

          • davidgro@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            1 year ago

            Of the liquids you listed, I think the hydrogen peroxide would be the fastest and most flame-filled death, more than the magma.

            100% H2O2 is Very much unlike the 3% kind that can be purchased at a store.
            It might even explode, I know shipping tanks of it can and I think that’s usually under 100%.

        • mlc894@lemm.ee
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          1 year ago

          Not quite, actually! I mean, it’s not good for you, but once it’s in your digestive tract it mostly passes straight through rather than being absorbed. The vapor over the liquid is more dangerous, but once you’ve swallowed it that’s not a concern.

    • hglman@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      15
      ·
      1 year ago

      A friend had to read a paper about what people called water vs. how much water made up the substance. So like pond water has less water than tea, we call one water one tea. Truly thrilling research.

    • li10@feddit.uk
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      18
      arrow-down
      5
      ·
      1 year ago

      True, but at the same time you know exactly what OP means with this question.

      • DarraignTheSane@lemmy.one
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        30
        arrow-down
        7
        ·
        edit-2
        1 year ago

        I don’t think OP knows what they mean with this question. The top two ‘serious’ answers are coffee and tea, which is just “hot water with shit mixed in”. Anything you drink is water with shit mixed in. Any answer that isn’t “water with shit mixed in” means you die, either within months or minutes. Most answers that are “water with shit mixed in” would still kill you fairly quickly if that’s all you ever drank.

        • li10@feddit.uk
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          19
          arrow-down
          3
          ·
          edit-2
          1 year ago

          I think OP knows exactly what they mean, I think if you asked a five year old they’d know what they mean.

          Yet for some reason, some people are completely missing the point of a very simple question which boils down to “if you couldn’t drink regular water, what would you have instead”…

          • snowe@programming.dev
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            10
            ·
            1 year ago

            That’s not “exactly” what they mean, as the difference between what you think they’re saying and other commenters think is clearly different. Is la croix or bubbly allowed? If not then what about a hard seltzer? If those are allowed then why isn’t lemon water allowed? If those aren’t allowed then where is the line? Gatorade is seltzer water without the bubbles and with electrolytes. It’s clear that OP’s question was not well thought out, hence why so many people here have a problem with it.

            • snowe@programming.dev
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              7
              ·
              1 year ago

              And yet the main answer in this thread is “tea” which is clearly just water with leaves in it. Why is that different than water with lemons in it? Just because you didn’t have a problem with the question doesn’t mean the question doesn’t have major problems. You just didn’t notice the problems.

        • LanternEverywhere@kbin.social
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          10
          arrow-down
          3
          ·
          edit-2
          1 year ago

          The point of OP’s question is clear. He’s referring to a drink that has sensory qualities that are clearly distinct from plain water. Water with a spritz of lemon still reads as water. As a loose guideline this is like anything you’d order as “water with x” or “x water”, like cucumber water. Coffee clearly doesn’t fit into that category, it has sensory qualities that are very different than water with x in it.

              • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                1
                arrow-down
                5
                ·
                1 year ago

                If I ask anyone for a glass of water, they’re going to get me the same thing because they know what I mean. No one is going to get me a glass of orange juice or tea or 7up, even though that’s technically also water.

                You know what OP means. You’re being ridiculous.

                • snowe@programming.dev
                  link
                  fedilink
                  arrow-up
                  2
                  ·
                  1 year ago

                  so then do you agree that they wouldn’t bring you lemon water or cucumber water? clearly you didn’t ask for those. but OP explicitly calls those out as ‘no goofs’. so where’s the line?

                  • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
                    link
                    fedilink
                    arrow-up
                    1
                    arrow-down
                    4
                    ·
                    1 year ago

                    They obviously wouldn’t, they’d just bring tap water or bottled water or something. What are you even talking about.

          • LanternEverywhere@kbin.social
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            5
            ·
            edit-2
            1 year ago

            This is not true. Coffee is a mild diuretic, but the amount of water you consume along with it is way way more than the amount of water that the caffeine induces you to pee out.

          • parrot-party@kbin.social
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            4
            ·
            1 year ago

            Dude. Yes they have some small diuretic effects but tea and coffee are overwhelmingly hydrating. It’s just not a good idea to mainline that much caffeine for heart reasons.