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minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·1 year agoHey man, I’m selling some new crypto. It’s called totally-not-a-scamcoin and as the name suggests it’s not a scam. Give me your money and I’ll put you on the blockchain.
minus-squareTylerdurdon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoI’ve got five bucks. Will that much totally-not-a-scamcoin make me a multimillionaire in 4 years?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoThere’s a chance you could be a millionaire next year.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoWhat’s the worse that could happen?
minus-squareprowess2956@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoIf it takes off you could be looking at a century in prison?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoWhy would I go to jail? It’s not a scam.
Hey man, I’m selling some new crypto.
It’s called totally-not-a-scamcoin and as the name suggests it’s not a scam.
Give me your money and I’ll put you on the blockchain.
Try my new griftocurrency.
I’ve got five bucks. Will that much totally-not-a-scamcoin make me a multimillionaire in 4 years?
There’s a chance you could be a millionaire next year.
I’m all in! (for five bucks)
What’s the worse that could happen?
If it takes off you could be looking at a century in prison?
Why would I go to jail?
It’s not a scam.
Dr Pepper?