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minus-squareNoughtE@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·1 year agoOperating systems are for casuals. My user interface is Assembly.
minus-squareHellfire103@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 year agoAssembly is bloat. Real programmers manually enter machine code onto punchcards with a pencil.
minus-squareKrafting@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year agoPencils are bloated, I use me own blood for that.
minus-squaremetaStatic@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 year agoI just rub my feet on the carpet and use the static electricity to flip bits in ram btw. fucking casuals.
minus-squareNorgur@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoA carpet is bloat! I use a tiny spec of aluminium foil and rub it onto my cpu to flip it’s switches.
minus-squareveng@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·1 year agoI don’t even use a computer, I just hunt fish
minus-squareJmr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoReally? That’s inefficient. I personally just drink all the water in the pond and eat all the fishes with it. 2in1
Operating systems are for casuals. My user interface is Assembly.
Assembly is bloat. Real programmers manually enter machine code onto punchcards with a pencil.
Pencils are bloated, I use me own blood for that.
I just rub my feet on the carpet and use the static electricity to flip bits in ram btw.
fucking casuals.
A carpet is bloat! I use a tiny spec of aluminium foil and rub it onto my cpu to flip it’s switches.
I don’t even use a computer, I just hunt fish
Really? That’s inefficient. I personally just drink all the water in the pond and eat all the fishes with it. 2in1
Fish can be bloated, too.