I’m using my real name because I was here to virally promote a movie, just like all the other celebrities on reddit before.

It was a very successful promotion.

To play off my instance name.

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I was hurt by one and haven’t healed

It’s a family name

I love ninjas and carbonhydrates

I like not being easily identifiable on social media. When I was a kid my parents taught me to not reveal my real name on the internet and nowadays it seems that your real life and internet life should be the same.

mom i’m internet famous

I can’t remember

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Because I’m not a banana, duh.

Because I want to instill fear

It’s been my nickname for over 50 years.

One of my nicknames growing up was Lil Miss Potatoes. But now I’m a grown up, so I’m Lady Taters.

Rocks are cool