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"no" banana
Foreign Delivery Man of God. Yanker of Pizzles. Winner of Biggest Ham Hog 1856.
The banana accusations are an invention by my opponent in this, the next, the previous and all other elections to distract you – the voter – from my real policies. Like good fruit storage, shipping and handling.
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And the face isn’t even wide
Why do I have you tagged as “loves stealing” lmao
Should try putting a cassandwich in there
Hundra procent
Sorry I don’t speak cheeseburger measurements
I know right. For fucks sake!
Nah, that’s island food
Beans are ALWAYS on the menu
Your favorite of course!
They’re the foundation of society, I say!
Actually it’s aligned with Prime Pickling Season and Can Opening Season.
