As per title, what’s the best worst present I could buy for under 100 dollars?

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    1 year ago

    Donate the money to a charity in their name.

    Like an honest Good Charity whose cause they believe in.

    That way, you’ll have done a nice thing in their name but they’ll be a piece of shit for feeling bad about it when they find out what you did instead of giving them the money directly.

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        1 year ago

        It’s a gift so of course you let them have the tax receipt. That way sometime next year they’ll end up getting 17% back of that as a refund on the taxes they had already paid.

  • Screwthehole@lemmy.world
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    Glittery slime for their child. It’s the cruelest thing you can buy someone and probably costs closer to $10.

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      Funny story, my uncle did something similar once as a gag gift for me and my siblings. He gave us each a wad of industrial shrink wrap (the kind used to wrap heavy machinery like boats for storage) with like $100 in coins inside. He had actually heat-gunned it to stick it all together. We had to spend the next day pulling it apart to get all the loonies and toonies out

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    1 year ago

    Live insects. A quick amazon search indicates that you could buy 2,000 live crickets or 27,000 live ladybugs.

  • ErnestoGrimes@lemmynsfw.com
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    a friend of mine once gifted me some lottery tickets and one fake one. fake one said I had won like 30K but when you read the back to see how to collect there were things like redeemable at yo mamas house etc.

    that was probably 20-25 years ago, I still can’t fully forgive him.

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    A glitterbomb and a donation to something they really don’t like. A stripper of the gender they’re not interested in. If they’re italian, throw in a square-shaped pineapple pizza, too.

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    1 year ago

    5x $20 lottery tickets. Most lottery tickets have a 1:3 - 1:5 win rate, so if you’re lucky enough he might win literally nothing. Nothing else on this list gives the friend hope. Hope unfulfilled is the definition of cruelty.