RCMaehl [Any]@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoAs badly described as possible, what is your favorite video game?message-squaremessage-square697fedilinkarrow-up1334arrow-down119
arrow-up1315arrow-down1message-squareAs badly described as possible, what is your favorite video game?RCMaehl [Any]@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square697fedilink
minus-squareLemmyLefty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-21 year ago“Hey Siri, how much meat can you get off an adult male moose?” “Moose can be processed for over 200 kilograms of meat.” “WELL THIS IS FUCKING BULLS-oh no the pretty, scary lights are back.”
minus-squarejwn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoNo, hear me out, it’s cool: The more you eat, the more skilled you become at eating, until you can eat rotten and spoiled food - no problem.
minus-squareLemmyLefty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoDon’t you dare talk to me, my knife, hatchet, other knife, bow, revolver, other hatchet, or signal gun ever again, you hear me? …oh maybe that’s why I can’t jump…
“Hey Siri, how much meat can you get off an adult male moose?” “Moose can be processed for over 200 kilograms of meat.” “WELL THIS IS FUCKING BULLS-oh no the pretty, scary lights are back.”
No, hear me out, it’s cool: The more you eat, the more skilled you become at eating, until you can eat rotten and spoiled food - no problem.
Don’t you dare talk to me, my knife, hatchet, other knife, bow, revolver, other hatchet, or signal gun ever again, you hear me?
…oh maybe that’s why I can’t jump…