[orange, accusing]
Oh yeah, you think shapes exist?
Then name a shape, I bet you can’t

[purple, shrugging]
Uh… a circle?

[orange, getting angry]
Yeah okay but I bet you can’t name three more

[purple, shrugging harder]
…a square, a triangle, a rhombus?

[orange, so angry their body is turning into spaghetti]
Sure but you can’t name two more

[purple, stalwart]
A rectangle and a hexagon?

[orange, bent out of shape]
Okay but let’s see you name another one

[purple, calm]
A pentagon
You ok mate?

[orange, grossly deformed by anger]
Nice try but I bet you can’t list one more

[purple, worried]
Uh…
Are you ok?

[orange, grinning and pointing proudly at purple]
Heh I knew it look at this loser yall he can’t even name a shape

[purple, jaded by the interaction, has no words]

https://thebad.website/comic/variable_geometry_goalposts