Tesla Starts Cybertruck Production Two Years Behind Schedule::undefined
Can’t wait for folks to start breaking windows when they receive theirs.
(To the tune of the old “Spider-Man” theme.)
Cybertruck, Cybertruck,
Elon’s pervy techno-fuck,
It can hum in your bum
It can make a rich man cum
Go suck! — Go suck a CybertruckCybertruck (hey!) Cybertruck,
Haul a load of Cybertruck,
Smells like poop, Hyperloop,
But it’s Elon’s special poop
In soup! Eat up for Cybertruck!In the heat of night
At the scene of a death
“Autopilot was right
When it crushed out your breath!”Cybertruck, Cybertruck,
Friendly neighborhood Cybertruck,
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Cybertruck does not exist.
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Sign up for Cybertruuuuuuuuck!Ugly truck, but looking forward to seeing one soon
Finally, a Tesla for the Elon/MAGA supporters.
Thpppt, if I do buy an EV it’ll probably be a Honda, Toyota, or Volvo.
That just means that it is going to be really, really great when it does come out though, right?