None of these. You wouldn’t be in a human bed, you’d be sleeping in a bunch of hay somewhere just a few feet from the pile of wood shavings where your centaur pisses.
The living situation with a centaur wouldn’t be comfortable, but it’d certainly be stable.
You did it. Followed through and everything.
yea was gonna say, needs a bigger bed
Had to go to the hospital for shoving too many horse figurines up ass. They said my condition was stable. Is this the same?
Dumm tss
Depends on if he’s cuddly or horny.
I have a question I need answered before I can choose: would gravity mean the half horse/half centaur stands with all six legs on the ground? I failed centaur physics, so please ELI5 :/
Only 4 at a time at most. It moves forwards with the motion of a rocking horse.
I don’t know how spines work
Depends on if you want horse cock in your ass while you sleep
Isn’t that the whole purpose of dating a centaur?
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Is that bed rated for over 900 pounds?
I’d think it would depend on how long you’ve been a couple and how horny you are.
How about small spoon configurations?
Big spoon would be astride the back like they were riding?
Oh my god, one of those options is the human partner riding the centaur partner.
Imagine you little spoon your centaur partner and during your deep slumber they suddenly get up, take a piss, drink some water and go for a midnight walk through the woods. And when you wake up because it’s getting cold you’re on the back of your horseperson, naked, under the stars in the woods and they’re like “ah honey I just didn’t want to wake you because of your project at work tomorrow”. And you won’t start a discussion because then perhaps you’d fight and you would have to walk by yourself back home again in the cold which would take forever. So you cuddle up to your horseperson again and hope they’re done soon.
But how would they wear pants then?
