China’s final warning.

Oh sorry, I thought you meant you brought it up to a tour guide.

Yes yes, and 2+2=4 and you hate Big Brother. Now hold still while we put this rat cage on your head.

Ours too. Most of it has been replaced with laminate flooring. Nice to be able to clean a floor with a broom and you can deal with most stains with a mop.

Okay? OKAY?! OKAY MY FOOT!

Oh wait, no. Sorry. His foot.

Did they not have a ready answer for that? I would think they would get it regularly enough to have one. Maybe not.

I don’t know, I think they did a great service to every indigenous person in both Americas by revealing the source of all of their centuries of pain and suffering.

Pretty fucking insulting that it SIXTY-EIGHT FUCKING YEARS to give them the Nobel Peace Prize. Decades after fuckers who absolutely don’t deserve it like Kissinger.

And 100 years later… thanks for continuing to defile a sacred mountain with corpses and bags of human shit for no reason other than bragging rights, you rich fucks.

Dragon’s teeth! That’s what Putin should have used to increase his declining troop numbers!

Thankfully, the credit union I use has not implemented that so far. Just 2-factor authentication.

Thanks. Now I know where to take a shit if I’m ever in Seville.

It really did rain on my wedding day, but nothing felt ironic about it.

Not just any library, the fucking Library of Alexandria.

Mother fuckers.

I mean I don’t, but…

After 2, I say “fuck it” and find a different option.

Yes.

Ugh. I hate these stories. At least this time the headline admits it’s annual, but every single time there’s a major war gaming exercise, which, yes, of course the world’s militaries do, the media has to breathlessly announce it as if it means anything other than that military is trying to stay prepared.

Yep. We had one kid when my wife was in hear early 30s. It was not a fun pregnancy for her in any way (morning sickness the entire time, for instance) and, on top of that, we decided against any more once she turned 35 since we didn’t want to increase any risk factors.

Lots of people are getting married later in life. If you get married at 35 and you don’t want to take the risk of having a kid, I don’t blame you.