(Disclaimer: I know little to nothing of electricity.)
If the eyes mattered and needed to be modeled, then they would be part of the electrical system and therefore would have the risk of being turned on at the same time as the tears. The only way to prevent this is by putting an insulator between eye and tear which is infeasible seeing as eyes generate tears. Therefore, there is a risk of electrocution by mini lightning zapping your eyes, which doesn’t sound fun.
(Disclaimer: I know little to nothing of electricity.)
If the eyes mattered and needed to be modeled, then they would be part of the electrical system and therefore would have the risk of being turned on at the same time as the tears. The only way to prevent this is by putting an insulator between eye and tear which is infeasible seeing as eyes generate tears. Therefore, there is a risk of electrocution by mini lightning zapping your eyes, which doesn’t sound fun.
Agree that this is a circuit you should never use. But theoretically it could be a circuit that does… something? Maybe?