I’ll answer anything honestly.

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        Sparkly horses with magic !

        What would you do with your new pet dragon? Oh it’s a big 15ft tall brute with 2 wings and it stands on all fours, a huge toothy snout, and many spines along its back, and it’s blue with a black underbelly.

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          No more traffic for this boy. Fly over all of it. And I’d find an abbandoned building somewhere and make it my lair. I’d teach him and train him. I head dragons are smart.

          Basically evil wizard in a tower. U know how I be.

          What would u do with ur unicorn ?

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            Ahh what would you name your dragon? What Cha gonna feed him with ?

            With my unicorn, I’d probably make crypto janky “found footage” with it and slowly use it’s horn shavings to cure me of all illnesses. Id also teach it language and hopefully it becomes a smart unicorn where it teaches itself magic and learns how to travel dimensions. Then after making a lot of famous found footage I would show it off in a grand reveal, and since my unicorn has high INT it will magic kill the weirdo guy trying to ruin everything by shooting my unicorn because the government is chasing him

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              Dragywaggy. And he eats what he wants.

              Wth. Killer unicorns?? That’s too much power for a single person.