• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    25 days ago

    What’s with these old farts and their fake hair? Ellison, dude, you’re a hundred years old, IF you even have hair, it’s white, so who do you think you’re fooling with that hair color? Even if your hair isn’t white, it was NEVER that color, nobody’s hair is that color, that’s not a natural hair color.

    Guy is a billionaire, and he can’t get his hair colored properly. Or is that some billionaire thing, that they don’t want normal hair color like the rest of you losers, he has to have a unique custom color that nobody in history has even had?

    “Check out my new hair color. It’s custom, I even had it trademarked, so nobody else can use it.”

    “Yeah, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem.”

    • sobchak@programming.dev
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      25 days ago

      they don’t want normal hair color like the rest of you

      I think that’s actually the case. Same with obvious plastic surgery.