Python:
from horses import Horse my_horse = Horse(color="brown")There. Done.
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But notice that lisp was the only one where you actually built a horse.
Also assembly. And the dangling parts.
Needs a python horse in there.
Probably something about “why build a horse when you can just
import horse from field?”“The horse turns out perfectly average, but boy it can’t run”
But it still gets there faster than all the other horses on account of how easy it was to implement.
horse()
When I first saw this comic I was a relatively new COBOL programmer. It felt accurate.
I am now my employer’s senior COBOL dev. It still feels accurate.
The LISP parentheses are not equally balanced. There are more ( than ).
Exactly 6 more.
)))))) There, the horse is contained now.
That’s because it’s already so old, it can’t get older.
PHP is a vampire.
The assembly one isn’t fair.
Why not? KolibriOS is pretty basic for a OS. But boy is it fast.
That’s a little reductive but but… sure.
Sounds like you have a future in network news 😉





