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muhyb@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 9 hours ago

The PHP part never gets old

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The PHP part never gets old

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muhyb@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 9 hours ago
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  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    Python:

    from horses import Horse 
    
    my_horse = Horse(color="brown")
    

    There. Done.

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  • Alavi@programming.dev
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    But notice that lisp was the only one where you actually built a horse.

    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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      Also assembly. And the dangling parts.

  • OwOarchist@pawb.social
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    Needs a python horse in there.

    Probably something about “why build a horse when you can just import horse from field?”

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      “The horse turns out perfectly average, but boy it can’t run”

      • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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        But it still gets there faster than all the other horses on account of how easy it was to implement.

    • muhyb@programming.devOP
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      horse()

  • Y|yukichigai@kbin.earth
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    When I first saw this comic I was a relatively new COBOL programmer. It felt accurate.

    I am now my employer’s senior COBOL dev. It still feels accurate.

  • DreadPirateShawn@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    The LISP parentheses are not equally balanced. There are more ( than ).

    • muhyb@programming.devOP
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      Exactly 6 more.

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        )))))) There, the horse is contained now.

  • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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    That’s because it’s already so old, it can’t get older.

    • muhyb@programming.devOP
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      PHP is a vampire.

  • db2@lemmy.world
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    The assembly one isn’t fair.

    https://kolibrios.org/en

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      Why not? KolibriOS is pretty basic for a OS. But boy is it fast.

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    That’s a little reductive but but… sure.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Sounds like you have a future in network news 😉

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