A nondescript man says to the audience “the best thing we ever did for our town is putting someone with a storm fetish in our emergency alert center”
Sat at a desk, wearing a headset and reading from a monitor, a character whispers to themselves “oh fuck a storm”
They begin quivering and biting their lip. “Category 5!?”
Outside, a speaker blares “uuuuuuuuuuuooooooh” in the storm fetishist’s voice.
Sounds kinda like Frankie Mcdonald