YourBestFriend@quokk.au to Just Post@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoSometimes I want to go sit in the woods until I’m eaten by a bear but I don’t like bugs or non-consentual wetnessmessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down11
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squareSometimes I want to go sit in the woods until I’m eaten by a bear but I don’t like bugs or non-consentual wetnessYourBestFriend@quokk.au to Just Post@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square5linkfedilink
minus-squaredual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoIn that case you may wish to investigate bringing a tent.
minus-squarebrian@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agounfortunately, a tent would create an impervious barrier for the bear, which is a key component of this plan, I assume.
minus-squaredual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoI would pay good money for a tent that were actually impervious to bears. Good luck with that.
minus-squarehistoricaldocuments@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days ago I would pay good money for a tent that were actually impervious to bears. Good luck with that. I got you covered fam. I mean, on one of your requirements.
minus-squareYourBestFriend@quokk.auOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoBrian gets it. How to make myself attractive to a bear while remaining dry. Food and shelter. Maybe not used conventionally.
In that case you may wish to investigate bringing a tent.
unfortunately, a tent would create an impervious barrier for the bear, which is a key component of this plan, I assume.
I would pay good money for a tent that were actually impervious to bears. Good luck with that.
I got you covered fam. I mean, on one of your requirements.
Brian gets it. How to make myself attractive to a bear while remaining dry. Food and shelter. Maybe not used conventionally.